As a mom, I have come to expect to see some pretty gross things going on with my child. Boogers, drool, diarrhea dripping down my arm. Most gross things you shrug off and realize it comes with the territory. Today, my precious son surprised me.
Me: Noah, what are you doing?
Noah: Butt... Butt... (As he is trying to stick a raisin where the sun don't shine)
Me: No, Noah. You eat raisins. You don't stick them in your butt.
Noah: Ohhhh, okay. Eat. (As he eats the raisin)
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Less than 45 seconds after I finished typing this blog Noah hit himself in his penis with Zoeys leash. After the high pitched screams died down he kept telling me to kiss it. I told him to ask his daddy to do it and he said "NO! MAMA!” Needless to say, I didn't kiss it. Thanks, but no thanks.
Boys will be boys...
1 comment:
HILARIOUS!!! That poor raisin!!
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